• Toy figure in red and purple costume holding a cookie against a teal background
  • Toy figure of a large red character with two smaller characters on a teal background
  • Toy figure in packaging with 'Cosmic Susser' branding on a teal background

Cosmic Susser Figure! ( Only 500!)

In the primal void, a mooch like hunger stirs! He awakens, coming to Earth to devour meals from friend and foe alike. It's Cosmic Susser! WOW!

After imbibing magic diamonds or whatever*, Susser gains a mighty Shnorrer's Power, letting him steal snacks from all across the Multiverse! WOW!

None shall be spared from his hunger! None shall run from his shnorrer's oath! None shall flee: COSMIC SUSSER! WOW!

The Perfect prank gift for your Doughboys fan friend

ONLY 500 of The Cosmic Susser Figure will be Made

* In Doughboys Mitch and Wiger Crisis On Infinite Girths Issue  2 for all of you that read the comic.

SHIPS April 23rd 2026