Issue 1+2+3 Bundle
Been eyeing the Doughboys bundle but keep talking yourself out of it? We get it. You've got real concerns:
- It costs money, and money is for food
- Your friends will finally stage the intervention
- Your hot doctor wife will leave you for a chiropractor named Brent
Good news: we can help with exactly one of those problems. The other two are a you thing, buddy.
Here's the deal. You get all three issues of Crisis on Infinite Girths plus the toys, bundled up and discounted, for less than a sad solo dinner at Cheesecake Factory. Catch up on the comic. Put some weird little guys on your shelf. Save a few bucks.
Your wife might still leave. But at least you'll have something to read when she does.